turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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