We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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