I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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