I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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