Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Do you still have your period?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
In America we eat man semen.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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