On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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