I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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