But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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