Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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