Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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