THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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