I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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