Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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