just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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