Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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