So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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