Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
ok first of all what the fuck
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