member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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