It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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