I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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