i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
two words: eviction party
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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