Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
They have beer where we have blood.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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