Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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