god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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