with your own penis?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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