His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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