If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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