If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
