Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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