The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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