Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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