Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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