I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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