I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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