East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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