wakey wakey hands off snakey
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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