Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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