idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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