were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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