whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Help. Why am I so naked?
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