I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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