He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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