Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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