we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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