Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
