Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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