that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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