Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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