Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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