I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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