How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
